SARAH MONTES
In this delightfully wacky, all original musical comedy; a women’s psychologist chronicles the lives of three former
starlets of a certain age, that are determined to find their fairytale ending and those 3 magical words ~
happily ever after!
While they’re hot on the quest for their perfect Prince Charming, “the One”, much to their dismay they continually
seem to be stumbling over the wreckage of their horribly wrong relationship disasters and it looks like those
enchanted fairytale expectations are about to lose their charm…
3 women… 3 magical words… what could possibly go wrong?
The OFF BROADS- contains sassy lyrics, catchy melodies and spicy innuendos…
Episode 1: The OFF BROADS- A charming threesome
When former starlets, Petunia, Scarlet and Lola, divulge their delusional fairytale perceptions of life and love to Dr. Ivana Schnitzel; a psychologist of women’s behavioral studies, they quickly become the Doctors focus of interest.
Episode 2: No Getting Old- A little nip & tuck
While enjoying her morning yoga ritual; Petunia finds a dreaded wrinkle on her face and vows to do whatever it takes to NEVER look old!
Episode 3: Enchanted Medley- Those 3 magical words
Doctor Ivana explores the reasons why Petunia, Scarlet and Lola are continually searching for a Knight in shining armor to fulfill their delusional fairytale ending.
Episode 4: Comb Over- Fabio hair & washboard abs
A tipsy Lola meets her “Prince Charming” at the Pub of Love and winds up with a lot more than she bargained for.
Episode 5: One Minute & 28 Seconds- 88 seconds, but who’s counting?
Scarlet’s new man has everything going for him; he’s beautiful, intelligent, sexy and practically perfect…or is he?
Episode 6: Horribly Wrong- Why is wrong so addictive?
Petunia, Scarlet and Lola try to break the pattern of picking the wrong men over and over and over again!
Episode 7: Bumpin’ On The Rug- Hurts so good!
It’s a shagalicious good time as the gals kiss a lot of frogs in search of their ever-dashing handsome Prince.
Episode 8: Buck Up- A Knight in shining armor?
Petunia, Scarlet and Lola buck up and face the notorious mirror, mirror on the wall and confront their
misguided vision of love.
Episode 9: The One- The spell is broken.
Petunia has a breakthrough and no longer obsesses over “soul mate” and “the one”.
Episode 10: Next- Who would’ve thunk it?
Petunia, Scarlet and Lola meticulously plot and plan their future; only to discover that Fate likes to toy with
ones best laid plans.
Episode 11: You Did This- It’s all in the timing.
After several sessions with a Transylvanian hypnotherapist; Scarlet changes her perspective and happily collides with the unexpected.
Episode 12: Hay Caramba- What a spicy Jalapeño!
Lola returns home; pledges sobriety, becomes the poster child for AA and tangos with the new hot, hot, hot love
of her life.
Episode 13: Falling In Love- Boom! Crash! Boom! oh the irony!
Under the impression she was finished with love; Petunia faces her fears and ironically finds she’s fallen head
over heels?
Episode 14: Love, Wonderful Love- A case of blatant irony.
Petunia Scarlet and Lola give back and celebrate their new delightful and blissful lives.
Episode 15: We Gotta Stop Eating Like This- To Eat or not to Eat…that is the question.
Lola and her Latin lover enjoy gorging on delicious delicacies but when she gains 2 dress sizes, it’s time to put
the fork down!
Episode 16: Botox Boogie- Just a little “pin” prick!
After defiantly battling with Father Time and hot flashing their way through menopause; Petunia, Scarlet and
Lola strive to regain their sexual confidence and begin by indulging in the benefits of their new best friend.
Episode 17: Sassy- Feeling rather frisky.
With The OFF BROADS Theatre in full swing; a rejuvenated Scarlet is back on her game and climbing the music
charts to #1
Episode 18: Viva La V- The delicate flower is in full bloom…
The gals embrace that sweet spot south of the navel with joyous celebration!
Episode 19: The Off Broads Reprise- Back in the saddle again!
Life is a journey- and obviously Petunia, Scarlet and Lola like to take the scenic route.
Episode 20: It’s The OFF BROADS… who knows what comes next?!!!